"Kim's Private Pictorial"

Voluptuous fashion icon and vain reality TV star Kim Kardashian had the urge to book a photo session with a risqué photographer. Unfortunately for her, the shoot is scheduled to last a lot longer than she had anticipated. Several years longer.

Dressed in a tight latex outfit that barely covers her body, Kim stands at attention as several photos are taken of her, immortalizing the predicament Kim finds herself enduring. No escape for this poor celebrity. She is as she should be.